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By Margot Carmichael Lester, Monster Contributing Writer
In my first admin job, I committed a gaffe I was certain would end my career. While sorting mail, I accidentally trashed the VP's paycheck. I figured I was doomed but wrote a last-ditch satirical news release about how to get the boss's attention, featuring my faux pas, and routed it to my coworkers. One shared it with the VP himself, who thought it was hilarious. He saw me as a versatile writer who didn't take herself too seriously. I ended up working there for five years.
"I don't know if people are more successful in business if they have the ability to laugh at themselves, but I definitely think it lightens up a stressful situation at work," says Jamie Masada, owner and CEO of The Laugh Factory comedy clubs in New York and Los Angeles. "If you take everything too seriously at the office, it can put a damper on your day. The more you laugh, the less stressful the work environment may seem.
Follow these tips to make light of a potentially heavy workplace situation:
Use Comedy to Build Camaraderie
For Paul Dilakian, an associate account executive at a public relations firm, laughter is the key to keeping workplace stress in check. He recalls one particularly bad day on which the company receptionist provided some much-needed comic relief when a box of copier toner exploded all over her: "Her hair, face, glasses and white outfit were completely black." Though Dilakian felt sorry for her, he couldn't help laughing. And the receptionist joined in, the outrageous laughter lifting everyone's spirits.
"If you can't step outside of the day-to-day chaos and have a laugh, it can really take a toll on your sanity," Dilakian says. "It's important to realize that there's more to work than just work. You're not machines. You're human beings with interests and emotions that need to be stimulated.
Practice Good Humor
But as every stand-up comedian knows, not every attempt at humor hits the mark -- and no one wants to bomb in front of the boss. "Whether you're in front of 100 people at the Chuckle Hut or Marcy and Joan in Accounts Receivable, the same rules apply," says comedian, writer and actor Peter Spruyt. He and comedy songwriter Grant Baciocco explain how to develop your comedic timing:
"What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to."
-Hansell B. Duckett
Recently, Dan Galena won a federal lawsuit against Erie County Councilman Fiore Leone for violating Dan's first amendment rights and was awarded $5,000 in damages. Now, Galena is asking a federal judge to order Leone to pick up a legal bill of almost $100,000.
So just to be clear, Dan. You spent $100,000 to get awarded $5,000? Real smart, dude.
I get it. Sorta. It's the principle of the matter and the fact that you won your case. Not the money.
So why are you now looking for taxpayers to pick up your legal expenses? Oh. Because now it is about the money? Oh. Because now you have learned that when the squeeky wheel gets the grease, you have to pay out the nose in order to receive it.
Luckily, the County has insurance that would pay the jury award and legal fees, but the County would be on the hook for a $25,000 deductible - a.k.a. the tax payers will be paying.
Well, thanks a lot, Dan. You expect us to pay, because you felt the need to rant during a County Council meeting and Leone tried to shut up your disrepecting, interupting, non-coherant tirade! Why?
When I have an issue with someone, I blog about; I sign a petition; I write them a letter; I wait my turn to speak. I don't interupt a meeting and yell over the them.
Dan, here's some advice:
"One must talk little and listen much." - African Proverb
"No one is as deaf as the man who will not listen." - Jewish Proverb
"Listen a hundred times; ponder a thousand times; speak once." - Turkish Proverb
"They always talk who never think." - Matthew Prior
"Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble." - Frank Tyger
"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence." - Robert Frost