As I was driving to work the other day, I saw this:

I slammed on my breaks, grabbed my cell phone, and ran out of my car and across this guy's lawn to help him.
Turns out it was just his decorations. (I got my new shoes all muddy!)
Apparently, the owner has had a lot of people come screaming up to his house trying to help.
The owner told me he was taking down his clever decorations after only two days. His reasoning:
First, the cops advised him that it would cause traffic accidents as even they almost wrecked when driving by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder, almost killed herself putting it against his house, and didn't realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. He had more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up his yard.
P.S. I didn't really see this with my own eyes. But I thought it would make the story better if it was in the first person. Sorry to trick you.